Things I Never Thought I'd Say...

As a mom of a boy I have found myself saying things I never thought I'd say. It never ceases to amaze me how different boys are from girls.
Here are a few (although I have a feeling more will be added later).

* Please don't bite the dog again.

* Get your hands out of your pants.

* Poop is not paint!

* That's a doll, not a machine gun.

* No goosing the mama.

*OH, yea. That is a big waterfall. (As he pees standing up at the toilet)

* Yep. Sure is a huge poop!

* Don't pee on the dog...you should use a toilet. (As he peed outside and tried to get the dog who was sniffing around him)

My all time favorite...

* NO! We do not wear a toilet seat on our head.