Things I never Thought I'd Say Part 2

My son is only 3 and a half and I have so many things I never thought I'd say. What will the next 15 years be like?

"Yes. It's a nice pocket, but we probably shouldn't put your batman in there. The pants wont fit over it." (when he discovered the open flap in his underwear).

"Seriously, stop licking the dog. You'll get hair all over your tongue"

"Close your mouth when you kiss people. Open kisses are NOT OK"