"You're Not Fair!!!"

OK. I know I've written a lot today. And I wasn't going to add this, but Rick said it was blog worthy. (He also said we must remember it for future girlfriend stories! Maybe blogging will help.)
Today Eli came in the room and had no pants or underwear. He asked for a soda. I turned around and saw his nakedness. I said, "no you may not have a soda until your pants are on. Go get some pants on now." He said, "Katie got to have one." I said "Katie has pants on. Go get some pants and I'll help you get them on." He threw himself on the floor crying "That's not fair! That's not fair! I want a soda! You're not fair, mama!" He was then sent to his room and told he couldn't come out without pants on. He cried how unfair I was until he fell asleep about 5 minutes later! Guess he was tired! But he did get some pants on before coming out to dinner. No pants no service is my rule! And it's totally fair!